A porch pirate was so zoned in on stealing someone's delivery that her top slipped down, exposing her chest during a snatch-n-go caught on a homeowner's ring camera.
The theft occurred in Houston, Texas, showing the woman exposed as she runs up to the house barefoot and swipes the Nordstrom box containing a dress.
"I don't think I've seen one of those," says Harris County Precinct 1 Constable Alan Rosen. "She clearly was having a wardrobe problem on the way up."
Despite the clear evidence, the woman remains on the loose as of the time of this writing.
"We've got some suspects in mind. We got a pretty clear look at the vehicle and of the person," Rosen told KHOU 11.
Source: NYPost.com